《Clifford and the Bookmole 》作者：- Colin P. Davies【EPUB】

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Clifford and the Bookmole by Colin P. Davies Two problems prevented Clifford King from meeting and marrying Zondra Amazon and probably becoming the happiest man on Earth. One problem was their ages. She was twenty-one, though she looked much nearer eighteen and had a figure which could ignite puberty in parched twelve-year old boys. Clifford, by contrast, was fourteen and one week, spotty and spiky-haired, and had a tendency to perspire, though he endured all the grotty sufferings of his age with good spirits and always made the best attempt to be presentable. He was also rather shy. The other problem — and by far the major obstacle to the love affair — was that Zondra Amazon was a character in a novel. However, never one to give up the race just because he’d lost a shoe and left a bloodied kneecap back at the first hurdle, Clifford determined to do something